So
here he is again - the Eye-Guy. I've been intending to make a comic
starring this character for a while now. It's just he has so many eyes,
man. And I don't want to keep having to draw all those eyes every time,
you know? ... You get me? Do you get me? Do you understand?

Things I would like about being blind:
- I could wear sunglasses without feeling like a bell-end
- It would be easier to cultivate an aura of tragic dignity
- People wouldn't judge me for not being able to catch things
- I wouldn't ever have to look at Kevin Bacon's face again
- I would waste far less time looking at videos of hamsters caught helplessly/hilariously in their wheels
- Super hearing
- I could wear the exact same outfit every day and say that I'm only doing it because I can't pick out what colours and stuff go together and this is the only way I can be sure that everything matches, even though this has always secretly been my dream
Things I would not like about being blind:
- I would only be able to hear the finale of Breaking Bad
- I wouldn't be able to tell if people were rolling their eyes when they were talking to me
- If I got drunk and passed out and my friends drew a penis on my forehead I would have no way of knowing
- I'd have to use that weird headphone jack on ATMs
- I wouldn't be able to see people falling over. I would only hear everybody else lauging and I'd be all like - "Wha' happen'?"
- People would keep asking me stupid questions like: "Do you dream in colour?"
(I'm not worried about tempting fate with this post by-the-way, I'm very careful when it comes to protecting my sight. Although I did once accidentally spray WD40 in my eyes while doing the classic, "I'd better look into the nozzle to inspect why this isn't working" thing. I didn't go blind, my eyes were just really slippery for half an hour)
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